Dear Santa

Amy Brown

Dear Santa,

I know I don't actually believe in you, and no-one buys me Christmas gifts except my mother who doesn't have Internet access, and my husband who refuses to buy me anything I ask for on account of "it wouldn't be a surprise". But I'm putting this up here anyway. Just in case.

  • I've always wanted a name necklace, and I especially like this red acrylic one.
  • Electric pencil sharpener. I know it's not eco. I just want one.
  • Squirrel-proof bird feeder
  • Jo Malone perfume. You choose the fragrance. (Scented lotion would be fine too.)
  • Votive candles. Now that the children are old enough to not do anything stupid, I've rediscovered candles. I like the expensive ones with good quality fragrances.
  • 24-pack ultra-fine tip Sharpies. All those lovely colours.
  • Quality Street chocolate. Always welcome.
  • I'd love a clicky IBM-style keyboard. ThinkGeek has one, although I'd be just as happy with one with labelled keys.

Thanks in advance, Santa. Remember, I'm the house with the cookies and brandy.

Respectfully yours,
Amy